It's 5am in the Mornin' and I can't fucking sleep. (wow do I sound midwestern) I was awoken by my mother who has already left for the ol' job. Listen to me I sound like a hillbilly with no front teeth. I could never have a job that expected me to arrive by anytime earlier than 8...8:30am.
It's like the chicken pox. You get them once and then never again. Same goes for my inability to wake up for a job or school at 5 or 6am in the morning. My senior year of high school I worked the deli at a gas station from 4:45am - 7:30am then went to school.
After that experience I concluded that working before 8am is pointless, and there is no need in the world for it. I dub "Don't Condemn Work Before 8am!!!" for my protest sign.
These things are all reasons why I will probably end up on unemployment at some point in my life. Knock on wood.
- ► 2006 (45)
- Official Apology
- My cheeks are hot...
- Harry Potter...vagina??
- BOBI's interview
- My top 5 songs
- I got tagged...
- Dear Garage Sale Goers
- Google is my savior
- Gay? Not Gay?
- So tired, so very very tired
- Yummm..Miami Ink.
- What's that smell?...Get back here you little shit...
- Where are you funny people?
- Donate to the 'Get Me A Better Car' Fund
- Green Apple
- Make a mental note
- The History Behind Chaellyboo...
- Toilet paper & such...
- Must Love Dogs / Buying in Bulk
- Say Nope to Dope
- Insomnia Help
- Polo Shirt Freak
- My arms numb, arm numb, narm numb, Naarrrmm
- Technorati Profile
- 12-Step program for 'The Itch'?
- A lesson well learned...
- Building a fort is really tempting right now...
- ▼ August (28)