Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I rock the fruggle train....

I'm so amazing...I found shawls at Target for $2.30! I seriously think I'm in love with myself.

Thursday, January 26, 2006


I'm not sure where I've been the last week or so. My body is just in a very blah state lately. Go figure I notice it only when I realize my lack of visits to my favorite blogs...Maybe I'm just exhausted. I don't feel like I have much humor or interesting tidbits inside my head lately. I'm fun and sassy at work and the very few times I socialize, but other than that, I'm just....blah.

So what IS going thru my noggin' lately?

Should I or shouldn't I buy Oscar more Iam's dog food after the headlines in the news about the poisoned bags of food that killed 37 dogs??

Exactly how many hours before I have to be back at work?

What have I not changed about my daily routine that is leading me back to feeling this way on certain days?

Long or short hair?

My tummy hurts!


Sunday, January 22, 2006

Coming to a theatre near you...

Before I say good night, I thought I'd let you all end your Sunday night with this in mind about me. Tomorrow morning I get to have a camera shoved up my 'baby maker' (as coined by steph) to see if I have cyst's on my ovaries.... Sweet dreams!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Stylin' Times

Just so you know Crystal, this is MY sexy look...

Sunday, January 15, 2006

My pirate name is:

Mad Dog Rackham

Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Random Thoughts

I had a man come into work a few weeks ago and buy extra large condoms and beer. His wife was 8 months pregnant...

My dog seriously has a ritual that he must do before every bite he takes of his food. It's strikingly similar to what I imagine an Indian campfire dance looks like.

My next door neighboor is your typical crazy cat lady. That said, she's a very lovely old lady.

If I was given a nickel for everytime I had a customer make a dumbass 'clever' (so they think) comment about me selling them the winning lottery ticket, I could laugh at them to their face...because I'd be the fucking millionaire!

I just remembered today that when I was little I loved the animated movie The Land Before Time. What a great movie, so sad and funny all in 1 hour and 10 minutes. Even though you can kind of guess how that whole thing goes down...I mean come on, it's kind of obvious, right?

I just witnessed the most amazing sale at Old Navy. I found printed tanks for $1.50, shawls for $2.50, and jeans for $19...I'm feeling very cocky about my bargain shopping skills right now.

I don't like the whole 'myspace.com' idea...If you ask me it's a popularity contest and that's enough shit right there to put me on medication.

My mom would have me knocked off by a professional if I dyed my hair any darker (by darker I bretty much mean black).

I'm considering dying my hair darker next time around.

Did you know that there is a website dedicated to fake facts about Chuck Noris? This is just fucking brilliant!

I'm getting sleepy

I must go have words with my pillows.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

HAPPY 100th!!!!

This is my official 100th post on my blog! Break out the damn bubbly and make a toast to the woman of the hour...ME!

I figured since I haven't done them in a while and because it's a special occassion we'll have...yes that's right, Random Thought time!

-As fair warning: if you're around me while I'm eating my diet food...do not refer to the smell as 'dog shit' because I WILL kick your ass over such a comment.
-Just so we're all clear about this....People who drive Lexus' are in NO way superior to the rest of us drivers. So to the lady that cut in front of us at Best Buy then took the spot we were literally pulling into...suck my Mercury Lynx's exhaust pipe!
-Pears keep for a VERY long time in the refrigerator.
-Tom Selick is hot for a 61 year old.
-Letting small children into the Chipotle establishment really does ruin the heavenly burrito atmosphere...anyone else wanna start a petition?

Dolled Up and Ready to Partay!

I'm so impressed with myself right now...(What else is new, ay?) I colored AND cut my hair all by my lonesome! And I think it looks pretty damn good if I don't say so myself.

Check me out biotches:

I'll post more later!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Self Portrait Tuesday #2

For those that don't know, the theme this month is personal history...

This was something that I quickly thought up, only because we're not quite settled into our new home completely, so the brass baby shoes were already in the corner of the living room. Quite a bit of a size difference, huh? 18 years and still growing strong.

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See ya, wouldn't want to be ya...or would I?

Monday, January 09, 2006


I'm currently drowning my sorrows in peppermint ice cream...Why? Well my work schedule has officially been bumped up to 'royally sucking ass'! I now work a double shift on Tuesday's and only have one day off a week, and it's a fucking weekday...what's the point? Oh well, I guess it could be worse, right?

Nothing much to report from Camp Chaellyboo, just working, sleeping, preparing for school to start up again, rinse, then repeat...Now that the holidays have come and gone, I'm in that winter blah state again. Maybe it really is the weather in Nebraska...only it's actually been quite lovely lately. Perhaps it's just me?..?

Time to clean out picture storage!

This is...something. I believe that I was bumped into while taking a photo of someone or something, and this is what happened...Strangest part? I like it!

This was Oscar during the peak of our wrestling match earlier today...I kicked his ass (not literally) 5-3. Took 45 minutes too! The little mut just threw his puppy gloves off and laid down...he then proceeded to lick his nether-regions...Bet you have a lovely image in your head of that.

Danger is my name when I'm behind the wheel....given my current driving record, I can no longer say that in a teasing manor...Sonofabitch!

This is classic Oscar. When he dies in 2036 I'm gonna have this photo traditionally painted on a huge massive canvas and placed on top of my fireplace. This is the Oscar I love...an unbalanced yet perfect mix of cuteness, confusion, sarcasm, innocence, and the unadulterated need for violence all in one look.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Chipotle Must Mean Heaven...
Because OHMYGOD it is delicious! I went there for the first time on Wednesday night and was only able to consume half of the fajita. For anyone that knows me, it is quite a challenge to get me full quickly. Chipotle has won that battle because I ended up throwing away nearly half of it! I know I know, I'm very ashamed of myself as well.
I had a pretty good day at work, I enjoyed the girls that were on shift with me for 5 hours, however one of them (which happens to be my assistant manager) is a real bitch by nature! Luckily I found that out when I started and I've since been able to work around it. For those of you who don't know what I do for my job, I work at a gas station. I work early mornings 4 days a week and cook the deli food. I inform you of this fact as a way of setting you up for the story I am about to tell...
Fridays are considered 'Fish Friday's' for deli and that means I have to put out a shit load of beer batter jumbo shrimp, no other kinds of fish, just the nostril pearcing scented shrimp that sells like hot cakes. It didn't help matters any with the fact that we were out of shrimp last Friday because of a very sizable error made in the merchandise order for our store.This made for alot of angry shrimp eaters. There is one lady in particular that comes in every Friday just for 2 orders of Shrimp...She's a sweet older woman who works at the grocery store across the street but still shops at a gas station. There were a total of 3 orders left in the warmer before she went to grab her consistant 2. Guess what that bitch did...She grabbed a handful from the 3rd order and distributed them to her 2 orders! In the words of Stephanie Tanner..."HOW RUDE!" Not only is she scamming us to get more product, but we had to end up tossing that 3rd order because God only knows where that hand has been...
I really don't like people that get on my nerves...

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Here are a few photo's to make your Thursday complete!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Chaellyboo 2.0
I'm back and better than ever! Well, maybe not better than ever, but comfortably fine. I'll tell ya, not blogging for the better part of 2 weeks is much like I imagine not brushing your teeth is for 2 weeks....horribly uncomfortable. I'm putting that one in my 'Analogy Wall of Fame'...I love it!
My Christmas went very well indeed. My sister was a doll and got me lots of nice stuff, even though she shouldn't have! We love her for that..and much more. I also got a digital camera!! AHH I KNOW! If only someone had caught my look of shock on my face the moment I opened it up, it was classic.
Nothing else real exciting happened over the holidays for me. I worked quite a few extra hours at work because of holiday pay.
This was a little something I made for some of you, I know it's late but as they say..."better late than never"! Sorry that it's so damn blurry, but I don't have a working scanner and this is the best my darn camera can muster up!
There's one person I forgot and to that I say..I'm soo sorry, but I don't know what you look like! The only thing I thought to draw was Harry Potter, but decided not to because I thought you may not even know that I meant you!
Here's to a great 2006!
Self Portrait Tuesday...erm Wednesday

This is my first time with SPT, hopefully not the last though!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!
I hope you all partied it up but still stayed safe!
Can't wait to get down to some serious blogging again...