Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Random Facts For Your Tuesday:

-This morning I put the Q-tip in too far...Note to self: Michaela, stop when there is resistance!

-The snow is sticking to inappropriate areas of my dogs body...it is really starting to tick him off!

-My dog was so excited when I came home today that he peed on my foot...Is it bad that only 65% of me thought it was disgusting, while the other 35% thought it was lovely because my shoes and socks were soaking wet and frozen from the snowy/slushy ground and the urine was warm. Thus, causing my foot to instantly warm up?

-After re-reading the above fact, I threw up alittle in my mouth...reassuring me that indeed 100% of me now thinks it was unbelievably disgusting!

-I too wish I could go 1 mile on a Hippity Hop...

-My dear mother will always do 2 things: 1. Take 2 Ginko Biloba vitamin tablets in the morning. 2. Refer to Ginko Biloba as "Ginko Binko"

"Mom, It is not a game on The Price is Right. "

-I think I may be the only person that has no problem blogging on a Sunday night. Cheers to those with no life or values...

8 comments:

Was_Steph_Here said...

Try having your dog piss on your foot while wearing flip flops...then talk to me about eww.

Was_Steph_Here said...

Try having your dog piss on your foot while wearing flip flops, then talk to me about eww....

Was_Steph_Here said...

Sorry...didn't mean to comment 2 times....it just happened.

Ps. I love your mama!

Michaela said...

Yeah..Yeah...Well try pulling a flower out of my dogs ASS!! Then you come talk to me after I come talk to you about eww...

FRITZ said...

That was hilarious about the dog pee.
Also: your mother is a hoot. 'Ginko Binko'. I am going to say that today. And think of windy old Omaha.

Rowan said...

do you live with your mama then? Sorry, refresh me? I am really starting to dig your blog, sorry it's been so long since I've been by.

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