Saturday Checklist:
1. Wake up
2. Get coffee in my system...STAT
3. Avoid the temptation of going back to sleep
4. Go to gym and do more than just fall asleep on the bike
5. Celebrate getting healthy by sucking on a "Satan stick"
6. Withdrawal money from my checking account and cry as I have to hand it to my mother
7. Put off mowing the yard
8. Go to the store and buy essentials to get through the day
*milk
*bread
*tequila
*limes
*dish soap
*inflatable pool to fill up and lounge in
*tampons
*aspirin for tomorrow
9. Refuse to do anything else for the day
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