12:54pm

Uggg why does the FA Department have to be so damn great?

Because I was just forced to par-take in a "huddle" where the admissions team bought bagels and coffee for the FA team b/c they're "soo amazing and helpful".

I don't care if they're growing a money tree back there and handing it out for free! I'm on a diet and I don't want to sit and watch you guys stuff yourselves with yummy Carbohydrate packed rings of heaven.


I'm only a little bitter about it. The Vegetarian Hoodia is helping me cope.

8:02am

To my sister,

Happy Birthday!

6:00am

I've lost a total of 9 lbs!

Whoot to me!!!


Happy Friday. I'm half awake right now getting ready for a day filled with run rate charts, expense reports, and chain smoking....

8:46pm

I just got home from the Mai Tai Lounge.

Rule number 1 at the Mai Tai Lounge is a max. limit of 2 Mai Tai's....Oh yeah baby!

Rule number 2 at the Mai Tai Lounge is to abide by rule 1 or else risk making a fool of your drunken self.



My 2 older MUCH wiser sisters are arguing with one another...They are one bitch slap away from flushing their pride down the toilet.




I love that my sister who recently quit smoking, refers to cigarettes as "Satan sticks"....I'm ashamed to say that I wrap my lips around Satan sticks daily...actually it kind of sounds sexy.



It's 8:51pm and I am ready for bed. THAT my friends is the effect that Mai Tai's at the Mai Tai Lounge have on this voluptuous chick!

Good night.

4:16pm

You know it's raining too much when....

One of your co-workers nearly drowns after she drove her car into a ditch....

Way too much damn rain!!!

2:00pm

I'm pretty sure I've had almost a whole bag of sour jolly ranchers.

It's possible that my saliva is permenantly sour fruit flavored...