Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Clean like Mr. Clean minus the bald head

I spent the WHOLE day cleaning my house. If a clean house is supposed to make oneself feel better, well it didn't work. I'm tired, sore, and I smell like unscented bleach! I don't know why they call it 'unscented' because it definately has a stank to it! I also spent the day watching Friends reruns while I dabbled in domesticity. At this point I'm practically pooping Friends trivia.

So while I was cleaning the bathroom and cleaning out my makeup drawer, I got a little distracted and started playing makeover Michaela into a futuristic whore...well that's what my mom said I looked like. My mother loves me, I swear she does, maybe.

This was the end result:

They call that shade of red 'paprika paprika'. I call it 'holy fuck thats bright'.

If these are my bedroom eyes, than WHOA watch out!

I look like I had a mild stroke. And then tried to cover up the half paralyzed face with 'holy fuck that's bright' red lipstick.

Note: These pictures were taken before I decided that it would be a good idea to add green to the eye makeup...I never know when to step back.

Oh and this one is my ode to Amy Winehouse. Noticably missing is the crack pipe and sailor tattoos. You get the idea though:

I hope everyone has a sex dream tonight...It just feels like one of those nights. Damn, you probably will after looking at this post, that or you'll throw up your dinner. One or the other. I guess I should be flattered that you're thinking of me. Even if it costs you a meal.


Smirking Cat said...

This was hilarious to me, because I always go nuts cleaning when I am stressed,and the house always reeks of BLEACH when I'm done! And I love makeup but have never been a fan of red or bright lipstick, likely because I am pale as a ghost and it only looks shocking.

Lydia said...

Haha... I'm going back to bed. And not so I can have a sex dream. Laughing at this wore me out.

FRITZ said...

Hello, did anyone see DIVA written across the top of this blog??

And why not?????

Darling, even when cleaning a bathroom, you manage to entice me. Please. Don't ever stop wearing green eyeshadow and holy-shit-that's-bright lipstick.

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