Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Things That I Swear Really Happened to Me at Work:

I finally got switched to the evenings and just as things are looking up for me, I get stuck with an old man that refuses to wear deodorant....and if I'm up to date with my foul odors, I'd say he doesn't bother to wipe his ass either!

I ran over a silver fork and it got lodged into my tire! In the employee parking area...When I told my coworkers about it, my former assistant manager says in response, "That's what happened to the fork I brought for my dinner last night!

I had to argue with a group of 12 year olds on why I wouldn't sell them a carton of eggs and a 6 pack of toilet paper...

A door to door mormon came in and told me I had a beautiful ora...my first thought was 'Yeah, well you ain't getting any of THIS ora!'

3 comments:

Ms. Adventures said...

weird very weird. Why couldn't you sell 12 year olds eggs and toilet paper?

Michaela said...

Too many complaints by parents in the local neighborhood about children smashing eggs on cars and tepeeing trees and houses.

Rowan said...

I get to hear all about the world of retail from my best freind....she keeps saying she'll get out of it soon, but then, she never does....curious that.