Oh and FYI

If it weren't already crystal clear....

she's blonde.

Yeah, I know, right!

Close but still too far

My coworker on her newly panty hose covered legs, "Look, I have Twilight legs....you know cuz they look like vampire skin..."

Me, "Try more like Golden Girls legs."

To my lovely coworker...

"You really need to tone down the perfume...the backroom is really starting to smell like Whore."

Why a Safe Word is an excellant idea

How about Bandmaster....

CITY, Iowa -- An Iowa City woman has been charged with misdemeanor domestic abuse, accused of hitting her boyfriend because he wouldn't have sex with her.
Police were sent to the house late Monday night after a report about a female out of control.
Her boyfriend told officers that Melissa Minarsich had struck him a few times and ripped a storm door off the house.
He said she became enraged when he refused to have sex.
Police said Minarsich told officers that her boyfriend's account was accurate.
Officers report that Minarsich's speech was slurred and she smelled of alcohol.
A public phone listing for Minarsich could not be found. Online court records don't list the name of her attorney.

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