Strap on your seatbelt

Cuz I'm a bitch today.

I think someone put something in the water at work. Maybe a PMS tablet.

It's rainy, cold, and bitchy out!

Are you kidding me?

DO NOT stick your finger, your dirty, crusty, looks as if it's already dead before the rest of your body, finger into that BBQ sandwich sitting in the deli warmer THEN change your mind and put it back.

I think I just puked in my mouth.

From Spinning Girl

1. My favorite childhood toy was ...Mini chalk/dry erase board, I only liked the chalk side because I'd stand and scribble on it and speak to the stairs like they were my students.
2. My favorite childhood game was ...Eye Spy, instant classic!
3. The best movie I ever saw as a kid was ...I'm sorry but I have 2! Dirty Dancing and Goonies. I physically cannot pick just one, it's not possible. I was sooo not old enough to wrap my tiny brain around the plot of Dirty Dancing, I just loved the music and the dancing...oh and the pretty pink dress! Then there's Goonies...I don't need to expound on this one because it is obvious!
4. I don't do it much but I enjoy ...scetching
5. If I could lighten up a little, I'd let myself ... go to a kareokee bar sober
6. If it weren't too late I'd ...have tried harder in grade school
7. My favorite musical instrument is ...piano
8. The amount of money I spend on treating myself to entertainment each month is ... uhh maybe $25...unfortunately bills come first. I hate being responsible. I bet ya one months rent that irresponsible is much more fun.
9. If I could get anything for my inner artist, I'd buy him/her ...adobe illustrator and a fine set of oil pastels
10. Taking time out for myself is ...getting my nails done
11. If I start dreaming ...don't wake me up!
12. I secretly enjoy reading ...the dictionary
13. If I only could have grown up to be ...more spontaneous
14. I wish I could make/write/grow/ create a ...perfect world
15. My parents think that I ...do more than I should/am too fat
16. What makes me feel weird is ...the feeling that someone is behind me when really there isn't, it happens all the time!
17. My most cheer-up music is ...80's
18. My favorite way to dress is ...casual...jeans and a tshirt make me extremely happy.

Things that make me wonder...

Seeing a 50 some year old man driving a mercedes convertable with shoulder length curly hair.

I'm not sure what I'm more jealous of, the fact that he owns a mercedes or the fact that he has perfectly curly long hair...I want both!

Sweet tea and bugs

I had a really long day at work today and I am so glad to be home.

Gas station customers really piss me off! They just have to have something to complain about. It doesn't help that my store is located in the center of a very wealthy area, so there are actually women that go to local businesses and complain about the most miniscule things and consider it a hobby. God forbid they sit and read a book or take up tennis! NOOO, come and antagonize the gas station clerks, that'll surely waste a large chunk of time.

I discovered a strange rash on my arm and I questioned my boss as to where it came from. She suggested it came from a liquid or powder substance there at work. I pondered the thought of it being anthrax for about 20 minutes but decided it was probably the new lotion I had used earlier this morning. My family has always said I was over-dramatic.

My work has a praying mantis that will not go away. At first I thought it might be a different one each day, because who the hell would want to stick around my job for a week straight? Well given my curious nature, I did something that I'm sure will cause bug lovers much distress...I placed a dot on the body of the praying mantis with a permanent marker. Well I attempted to but when the marker touched it, it squirmed a little bit causing my marker to shimmy...which made the mark resemble a heart, which I could not pass up the opportunity! I finished the job and gave it a heart tattoo!

I'm aware that I'm going to go to hell.

Did you hold your breath?

I've been around. Not alot of it is worth mentioning, and since most of you don't come to these blogs to get sleepy I'll refrain from going into detail on my lack of commitment to this blog...To be quite honest if I told you it was anything other than laziness it would be a big fat lie.

Nebraska is really f---ing hot this summer. I don't do well in 100 degree weather. I get grumpy...much more easily than usual, which for a 21 year old overweight female battling depression is not good news for people near me.

I just realized I'm too tired to blog tonight, so I'll get back to this tomorrow!

Good night